Deck the Halls Not Your Family, Smells Like Drama Infused with Guilt Trips & Disappointment, Funny Merry Christmas Candle Gift, 9 oz

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Dreading the holidays? Give the gift of passive aggressive laughter with one of our sarcastic holiday candles.

"Deck the Halls, Not Your Family | Smells Like Drama Infused with Guilt Trips & Disappointment"

★ Our long-lasting non-toxic candles are made with sustainable palm wax and with CA Prop 65 free fragrances and essential oils. The dye free candles come in a cute 9 oz straight sided tumbler jar with black metal lid.

★ Choose Scent: See fragrance descriptions in the photos ★ 

• Amber Noir - Masculine
• Apples & Maple Bourbon - Holiday
• Baja Cactus Blossom - Floral
• Balsam & Cedar - Holiday
• Bayberry - Holiday
• Bite Me - Fruit punch + Sprite
• Black Sea - Ocean
• Blueberry Cheesecake
• Butt Naked - best selling fruity candle
• Cool Citrus Basil - Citrus
• Cowboy - masculine
• Cranberry Peppermint - Holiday
• Deadly Weapon - Masculine Cologne
• Dragon’s Blood - Incense
• Drakkar Noir - Masculine Cologne
• Eucalyptus + Spearmint
• Fall Festival - Best Fall Scent
• Frankincense - Incense
• Fresh Coffee - Beverages
• Fresh Linen - Best Fresh Clean Scent
• Grapefruit + Mint - Citrus
• Hawaiian Ginger - Floral
• Honeysuckle + Jasmine - Floral
• Indian Sandalwood - Incense
• Lavender - Floral
• Lick Me All Over - Fruity
• Love Spell - Feminine Perfume
• Mistletoe - Holiday
• Moonlight Path - Woods
• Orange Clove - Holiday
• Perfect Man - Masculine Cologne
• Pink Sugar - Feminine Perfume
• Rosemary + Sage - Herbal
• Sage & Citrus - Citrus
• Sea Salt + Orchid - Floral
• Twilight Woods - Woods

★ CANDLE DETAILS ★ 
• Volume 9 oz
• Size: 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5"
• Burn Time: 65+ Hours — if properly burned - Don’t blow it out until it’s melted to the edges, and keep the wicks trimmed to 1/4”
• Wick: Cotton, Lead and Zinc Free
• Wax: 100% Palm Wax | Vegan, Non-GMO, Kosher | Made in USA
• Premium Fragrance Oil & Essential Oils
• Dye Free, Gluten Free, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free

★ UNIQUE NATURAL SUSTAINABLE WAX ★ 
Our natural wax doesn’t contain any additives so our candles are “true to scent,” which means our candles don’t have that “other smell” that paraffin and soy candles have. They also burn brighter and hotter, which means the candles will smell stronger and last longer than other natural waxes you can buy.

Palm wax is also the most unique and beautiful wax you will ever use, no other wax leaves crystals on the candles as it cools.

★ COLOR ★ 
All of our candles are dye free, the various hues will range from pure snow white to a bright sunny yellow depending on the scent you choose.