Sarchotic, When You’re So Sarcastic People Can’t Tell If You’re Joking or Just Crazy, Adult Inappropriate Humor Gag Gift, 9 oz

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Eco Friendly

Recycled Packaging

Long Lasting

“Sarchotic (adj) When You’re So Sarcastic People Can’t Tell If You’re Joking or Just Crazy.” If you’re looking for a funny gift that defines that crazy friend of yours, then you will love our candles.

Our long-lasting non-toxic candles are made with sustainable palm wax and with CA Prop 65 free fragrances and essential oils. The dye free candles come in a cute 9 oz straight sided tumbler jar with black metal lid.

Choose Scent: See fragrance descriptions in the photos.

• Apples & Maple Bourbon - Holiday
• Balsam & Cedar - Holiday
• Beachwood
• Bite Me - Black Cherry Soda
• Blueberry Cheesecake
• Butt Naked - best selling fruity candle
• Cowboy - masculine
• Eucalyptus + Spearmint
• Fresh Coffee - Beverages
• Fresh Linen - Best Fresh Clean Scent
• Grapefruit + Mint - Citrus
• Honeysuckle + Jasmine - Floral
• Lavender - Floral
• Sea Salt + Orchid - Floral

CANDLE DETAILS:
• Volume 9 oz
• Size: 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5"
• Burn Time: 65+ Hours (if properly burned)
• Wick: Cotton, Lead and Zinc Free. Keep trimmed to 1/4"
• Wax: 100% Palm Wax | Vegan, Non-GMO, Kosher | Made in USA
• Premium Fragrance Oil
• Dye Free, Gluten Free, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free

UNIQUE NATURAL SUSTAINABLE WAX:
Our natural wax doesn’t contain any additives so our candles are “true to scent,” which means our candles don’t have that “other smell” that paraffin and soy candles have. They also burn brighter and hotter, which means the candles will smell stronger and last longer than other natural waxes you can buy.

Palm wax is also the most unique and beautiful wax you will ever use, no other wax leaves crystals on the candles as it cools.