Festivus for the Rest of Us Smells Like Disappointment Infused with Grievances, 9 oz Candle

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Long Lasting

Celebrate Festivus this year with a funny candle paying homage to Seinfeld's best episode, starring George Costanza.

Festivus for the Rest of Us - Smells Like Disappointment Infused with Grievances
• Made with Genuine Feats of Strength
• Directions: Are You an Idiot??
• Uses: SERENITY NOW!!!
• Tinsel Free

★ Our long-lasting non-toxic candles are made with sustainable palm wax and with CA Prop 65 free fragrances and essential oils. The dye free candles come in a cute 9 oz straight sided tumbler jar with black metal lid.

Choose Scent: See fragrance descriptions in the photos 
• Amber Noir - Masculine
• Apples & Maple Bourbon - Holiday
• Baja Cactus Blossom - Floral
• Balsam & Cedar - Holiday
• Bayberry - Holiday
• Bite Me - Fruit punch + Sprite
• Black Sea - Ocean
• Blueberry Cheesecake
• Butt Naked - best selling fruity candle
• Cool Citrus Basil - Citrus
• Cowboy - masculine
• Cranberry Peppermint - Holiday
• Deadly Weapon - Masculine Cologne
• Dragon’s Blood - Incense
• Drakkar Noir - Masculine Cologne
• Eucalyptus + Spearmint
• Fall Festival - Best Fall Scent
• Frankincense - Incense
• Fresh Coffee - Beverages
• Fresh Linen - Best Fresh Clean Scent
• Grapefruit + Mint - Citrus
• Hawaiian Ginger - Floral
• Honeysuckle + Jasmine - Floral
• Indian Sandalwood - Incense
• Lavender - Floral
• Lick Me All Over - Fruity
• Love Spell - Feminine Perfume
• Mistletoe - Holiday
• Moonlight Path - Woods
• Orange Clove - Holiday
• Perfect Man - Masculine Cologne
• Pink Sugar - Feminine Perfume
• Rosemary + Sage - Herbal
• Sage & Citrus - Citrus
• Sea Salt + Orchid - Floral
• Twilight Woods - Woods

CANDLE DETAILS 
• Volume 9 oz
• Size: 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5"
• Burn Time: 65+ Hours (if properly burned)
• Wick: Cotton, Lead and Zinc Free. Keep trimmed to 1/4"
• Wax: 100% Palm Wax | Vegan, Non-GMO, Kosher | Made in USA
• Premium Fragrance Oil
• Dye Free, Gluten Free, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free

★ UNIQUE NATURAL SUSTAINABLE WAX 
Our natural wax doesn’t contain any additives so our candles are “true to scent,” which means our candles don’t have that “other smell” that paraffin and soy candles have. They also burn brighter and hotter, which means the candles will smell stronger and last longer than other natural waxes you can buy.

Palm wax is also the most unique and beautiful wax you will ever use, no other wax leaves crystals on the candles as it cools.

★ COLOR 
All of our candles are dye free, the various hues will range from pure snow white to a bright sunny yellow depending on the scent you choose.