May Your Enemies Choke on a Bag of Dicks, Infused with Deez Nuts, Funny Novelty Inappropriate Gag Gift Candles for Women, 9 oz

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Recycled Packaging

Long Lasting

Looking for a funny gift for your friends or family? We have so many funny candles to choose from in our shop, we’re positive you’ll find the perfect gag gift for your recipient.

"May Your Enemies Choke on a Bag of Dicks, Infused with Deez Nuts"

★ Our long-lasting non-toxic candles are made with sustainable palm wax and with CA Prop 65 free fragrances and essential oils. The dye free candles come in a cute 9 oz straight sided tumbler jar with black metal lid.

★ Choose Scent: See fragrance descriptions in the photos.

• Apples & Maple Bourbon - Holiday
• Balsam & Cedar - Holiday
• Beachwood
• Bite Me - Black Cherry Soda
• Blueberry Cheesecake
• Butt Naked - best selling fruity candle
• Cowboy - masculine
• Eucalyptus + Spearmint
• Fresh Coffee - Beverages
• Fresh Linen - Best Fresh Clean Scent
• Grapefruit + Mint - Citrus
• Honeysuckle + Jasmine - Floral
• Lavender - Floral
• Sea Salt + Orchid - Floral

★ CANDLE DETAILS:
• Volume 9 oz
• Size: 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5"
• Burn Time: 65+ Hours — if properly burned - Don’t blow it out until it’s melted to the edges, and keep the wicks trimmed to 1/4”
• Wick: Cotton, Lead and Zinc Free
• Wax: 100% Palm Wax | Vegan, Non-GMO, Kosher | Made in USA
• Premium Fragrance Oil & Essential Oils
• Dye Free, Gluten Free, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free

★ UNIQUE NATURAL SUSTAINABLE WAX:
Our natural wax doesn’t contain any additives so our candles are “true to scent,” which means our candles don’t have that “other smell” that paraffin and soy candles have. They also burn brighter and hotter, which means the candles will smell stronger and last longer than other natural waxes you can buy.

Palm wax is also the most unique and beautiful wax you will ever use, no other wax leaves crystals on the candles as it cools.

★ COLOR:
All of our candles are dye free, the various hues will range from pure snow white to a bright sunny yellow depending on the scent you choose.